WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."
Mark Twain



Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain



I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill



A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw



A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy



Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)


Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University



Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian



Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)



Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)



I don't make jokes I just watch the government
and report the facts.
-Will Rogers



If you think health care is expensive now,
wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke




In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)



Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)





No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )


Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown



The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan



The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill



The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain



The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)



There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain



What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)




A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson



--
Jack

berete na marxe tezky kalibr

Ja o Marxi nic moc nevim, a doposud me muze byt ukradeny, ale ten Kapital si prectu. Asi to bude ztrata casu.

Co se tyka kalibru, mam rad 9mm & 30 06 pro kulovnice. Lepsi je kulka mala ale presna.
)

Ludvik

mate nejake deti, Ludviku?

Mozna se vam toto bude libit:

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Ludvik

jin má pravdu,sis tu pořídil vlastní skoroblog a teď aby ti sem psali lidi jako já!!!

nazdar.


kapr.

v posladnim albumu uvidite novy most. Take tam je par fotek z lodniho prepadeni piraty.

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Ludvik

Vam vsem moc dekuji za cteni mojeho poblazneneho sloupecku zde. Mozna ze to bylo zajimave pro vas alespon trochu, pro me urcite hodne. Byl to pro me takovy trochu neznamy pohled do Ceske duse, kterousto ja znam mene nez jsem si myslel. Navice to me pripominalo ze jsem se narodil v CSR, a ze ted nejsem ani uplny Cech ani uplny American. Je dost prijemne nebyt nic ani nicemu nenalezet, jen sam sobe. Me se zda ze kdyz nicemu a nikomu nenalezite, tak take vam nikdo nemuze nic radit, ovlivnovat ani prikazovat. A tak to ma byt si myslim. Clovek ma totalne rozhodovat o svojem osudu.

No ted z klesajicim $em a vseobecne padajici US ekonomii, musim se divoce vrhnout zase do prace a nejake ty moolah$ vydelat. Navice 23 Dubna 2009 pojedu jiz po druhe v zivote na kompletni cestu okolo sveta. Tato cesta vezme 10 az 12 mesicum. Samozrejme v budoucnu se obcas podivam sem do e_Cernosic a i take do obouh e_Vonoklasu, ale asi bude malo casu na psani.

Do CSR urcite jeste alespon 2x ve zbytku svojeho zivota pojedu a az prijedu do Cernosic, urcite se ozvu. Ne jako minule kdy jsem opravdu nemel cas a s par z vas se pak nikdy nesesel. Pripadalo me to dost neslusne z moji strany. Prijedu ovsem za predpokladu ze me nekde nejaky halekajici divosi nebo necivilizovani komunisti nesezerou. Budu se jich snazit vyvarovat, a tak ani nevim jestli na cteni toho Kapitalu vubec dojde. Mohli by si totiz knihy vsimnout a myslet ze jsem jeden z nich. Mohli by me pak frknout nekam k soustruhu nebo na Severo-Korejskou JZD farmu. Nemyslim ze by se me to libilo

No pro par z vas, tech ne uplne normalnich, tech co obcas zajdou se divat na moje nepredstavitelne amaterske fotky musim vam rici ze nadale budu uploadovat dalsi a ze ted za mesic moje cesta do Koree a pak samozrejme cesta okolo sveta bude plne dokumentovana. Zde je link:

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Vim ze bych tam mel obcas dat nejaky popis co je co, nebo bych se mel snazit zaostrovat & dobre exponovat ale ja fotim ciste jen pro moji osobni pripominku na mista, lidi, a udalosti a jinak na zbytek asi moc kaslu. Nebo to proste neumim dost.


Jeste jednou dik moc ze jste se se mnou obcas bavili a na moje prizpevky odpovidali.



Vas vsechny zdravi,

Ludvik@bekera.com

jů ár mór den velkam,it vos very helpfl tu spík vit jů.aj ekšeli endžójd ól aur árgjůs,bekós jór point of vjů is komplítli dyfrend den majn.
só egejn araunt d vórld,dec kůl mén,dec kůl-bí kérfl end tejk kér ebaut jůr self...
báj báj ludvík...



Upraveno 1 krát. Naposledy upravil lojzaryba (22.03.2008 17:34)

Jsem rad ze CSR bude mit radar.

Ne jen proto ze radar bude radarovat, ale ze to bude urcity zaklad k dobrym USA - CSR vztahum.

Dale doufam, alespon z USA strany jsem si jist, ze tentokrate to bude skutecne pratelstvi, a ze "vecne casy" budou delsi nez 40 let.

Jiste ze pravdepodobnost ze CSR se dostane do nejakeho zavazneho pruseru bude ted nizsi.


Ludvik

Mozna vas toto bude zajimat:

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Ludvik

it vos prety fást mén...

No tak jsem tam

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zase pridal par fotek z Korea.

Bylo to zajimave. Uzasne tam je ze zeny od asi 15 do 45 let vypadaji jako ze jim je 20 let. Nasi vojaci co hlidaji DMZ to museji mit krasne. Ja kdyz jsem byl na vojne na Slovensku, tak v te vesnici co byli kasarna byly jen same starsi cikanky.

Ale nebylo to zase tak hrozne, nebot hlad je nejlepsi kuchar.


Ludvik

Zde jsem udelal malou presentaci domu ve Vonoklasech ktery prodavam. Jestli Vy nebo nekdo koho znate by mel zajem, dam Vam spojeni na mojeho maklere. Na toto

nasledujici staci kliknout a muzete se podivat o co jde.

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Ludvik Kindl
Ludvik@bekera.com

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Ludvik

We rarely get a chance to see another country's editorials about the USA .


Read this excerpt from a Romanian Newspaper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title 'C'ntarea Americii, meaning 'Ode To America ') in the Romanian newspaper Evenimentulzilei 'The Daily Event' or 'News of the Day';



~An Ode to America ~



Why are Americans so united? They would not resemble one another even if you painted them all one color! They speak all the languages of the world and form an astonishing mixture of civilizations and religious beliefs.

Still, the American tragedy turned three hundred million people into a hand put on the heart.



Nobody rushed to accuse the White House, the Army, or the Secret Service that they are only a bunch of losers.



Nobody rushed to empty their bank accounts.



Nobody rushed out onto the streets nearby to gape about.



Instead the Americans volunteered to donate blood and to give a helping hand.



After the first moments of panic, they raised their flag over the smoking ruins, putting on T-shirts, caps and ties in the colors of the national flag. They placed flags on buildings and cars as if in every place and on every car a government official or the president was passing. On every occasion, they started singing: 'God Bless America !'

I watched the live broadcast and rerun after rerun for hours listening to the story of the guy who went down one hundred floors with a woman in a wheelchair without knowing who she was, or of the Californian hockey player, who gave his life fighting with the terrorists and prevented the plane from hitting a target that could have killed other hundreds or thousands of people.

How on earth were they able to respond united as one human being? Imperceptibly, with every word and musical note, the memory of some turned into a modern myth of tragic heroes. And with every phone call, millions and millions of dollars were put into a collection aimed at rewarding not a man or a family, but a spirit, which no money can buy.

What on earth can unite the Americans in such a way? Their land? Their history? Their economic Power? Money?



I tried for hours to find an answer, humming songs and murmuring phrases with the risk of sounding commonplace, I thought things over, I reached but only one conclusion... Only freedom can work such miracles..

Cornel Nistorescu

(This deserves to be passed around the internet forever.) It took a person on the outside - looking in - to see what we take for granted!



GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

Well, Ruskies vjeli do Georgie.


Presto ze jste v EU a presto ze zacinate mit dobre vztahy s USA neb jim trochu pomuzete radarovat, tak ja byt Ceskym presidentem tak objednam 666 novych tanku a nejakou tu stihacku. Mohlo by se to v budoucnosti hodit.

V kazdem pripade bych nezpolehal na pestovani rudych karafiatu. To myslim nepracuje a je to plytvani hnojivem.


Ludvik

to víš ludvo,amíci nejsou jediní,kdo exportuje svou vizi světa se zbraní v ruce...

no strilet umite dobre, nebo to je tim ze ma za manzela amika? Nemyslim.

Ludvik

a za bratrance severokorejce...

ale ludvicku,

proc se rozcilujete? vzdyt ti bodri rusove, od kterych se vy ameicane lisite pouze marginalne vyssi frekvenci myti a horsim alkoholem, delaji preci uplne to same, co vase zeme a vase armada cini zcela bezne a povazuje to za bez debat zcela spravne.

s tim rozdilem, ze kdybyste na georgii utocili vy pod vedenim sveho negramotneho prezidenta, mozna byste netrefili tu spravnou.

Pane Meles,


Ja se nerozciluji, ajnsto neziji v CSR, ale kdybych zil, tak rad bych priplatil na ty tanky. No vy pane Meles by jste mozna asi radsi priplatil na to hnojivo.

To je ale uplne v poradku, kazdy v CSR jeste stale je svoboden za sebe rozhodovat.
Bude vzdy kazdy Cech svoboden?

Bohuzel moje uspory pokulhavaji za cilovou sumou a mozna ze muj odjezd na tu 10 mesicni cestu okolo sveta bude posunut z 28 April na 28 July 2009. Cili zpet musim do prace, casu mam hrozne malo. Navice nemam zbytecne perly na rozhazovani.


Ludvik

ten kdo pracuje,život si zkracuje...

Jsem zvedavy za kolik let bude v Cechach tolik tolerance aby but Cikan nebo treba Vietnamec (narozeny v CSR a Cesky obcan) prisel velice blizko prezidenske kancelare. Tim jsem ale nemyslel ze tam bude v noci lestit parkety.
)

Jsem take zvedav za kolik let budou Cesti obcane na tolik svobodni aby na Hracanech kriceli ze preziden je rostak, zlocinec a ze by mel jit do kriminalu. Tim nechci rici je verim ze to Klaus je, neb se me zda chytry a ma snad vysledky, ale ja nevim nebot to nesleduji.

Bude take zajimave videt za kolik let prijde o CSR tolik svobody a narodni jistoty, aby nacisti, komousi a jini extremiste mohli volne mavat svojimi prapory a znaky a nikdo se jich jiz nebal a vecina je tolerovala.

Ludvik

ludvicku,

je hezke, jak nam tu kazeste o rasove rovnosti, kdyz jeste pred 40 lety u vas jezdili cernosi jinymi autobusy. a to u vas uz v tu dobu zili o neco dele, nez u nas treba vietnamci.

ovsem to bych chtel moc, sebereflexi od cechoamericana )).

dely se veci nehezke. Cesti komunisti strkali kneze do Jachymova a po valce narod vyhnal nektere nevinne Sudetaky (jiste bylo prijemne po nich zadara zdedit statky a pozemky). Nevinne, neb je vyhnali hlava nehlava bez radneho soudniho procesu. Ale to je historie. Ja mluvil o dnesku. Co je dobre dnes a co bude bude dobre pro kazdy civilisovany narod zitra.


Ludvik





Ludvik

vidim ze nemate naladu do tohoto s'tourat
)


Ludvik

ale ludviku,

to neni o chuti, ale o case.

to jak kdo, ale mate pravdu, ze casu je vzkutku malo.
)

Ludvik